No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Caleb likes to jump on our bed in the morning, or really on us, if we won't get up when he wants. Yesterday morning he hit his head on the headboard, and I said "see what happens to monkeys who jump on the bed." Then he asked dad "what happens to monkeys who jump on the bed?" (as if he were telling a joke), and immediately answered "they fall down and bump their head." At least he knows how the story goes, though he still tries to jump on the bed. After school today Caleb was showing the true colors of the terrible two's. He was very defiant and landed in time out more than once. I asked him if he was ready to be nice and listen to mommy. He said "no", so back in time out. Tonight I was giving Caleb a bath and he noticed dad wasn't there, so he asked "where's greg?" I corrected him again with "no, you call him daddy" I'm not sure why he keeps trying to call daddy by his first name. (But it is pretty cute!)